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STUPID SUN! Geese Are Jerks.

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STUPID SUN! Geese Are Jerks.

In which I have the worst morning of the semester, talk about animals, and then forget which day it is. Thanks for subscribing! Leave comments and feedback. I’m 95% confident I will listen to you. Today’s dose of awesome – Han Solo chocolate bar! http://tinyurl.com/cutf3pu Uncyclopedia – Star Wars: In 1975, George Lucas had an idea. Not an idea as simple as one that you or I might have, of course, as the idea was not had by you or me. It was had by George Lucas. Yes, George Lucas, already the brilliant mastermind behind such works as American Graffiti, but who really cares about that, anyway? He made fucking STAR WARS!! Well, he made six of them as to separate all this into chapters of a serial since this he realized he could make more money and draw a larger audience if he stretched this out. All he wanted to do was special effects and making movies was his way of making BILLIONS for his special effects along. This six-part saga was going to be a NINE-part series, but even Lucas himself got fed up with this damn thing. Well, he had this idea, and he made his movie(s). A movie which took place a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base have... etc, etc, DEATH STAR!!, etc, Princess Leia, etc, save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy!!
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